I will not hurt people.
I'm too lazy to burn shit down.
I have some cool performance art protests planned that will land me in jail but I can't do them right now.
So, I'm left with yelling and swearing as my form of activism at the moment.

Fortunately, a lot of you are so easily "outraged", your fragile white ears can't stand swear words. So, I seem to be able to get your attention just by saying a few four-letter words.